Off-topic....I'm watching "The Bachelor..." what a doofus. Jesse would kiss the cat if she was blond and looked good in a bikini. So the girls found out that Jenny was the "spy" and are all shocked, etc, etc. Trash, uh, I mean, Trish, knows she is screwed, and not in the way that she is used to. HAHAHA. And girls who say things like "I don't deal well with the crap of girls" are generally ho's.

Jessica the cute blond law student gets the first induhvidual date on tonight's show. She went outside and came in screaming, "it's so BIG!" What, is Jesse naked out there? HAHA! No, it's just the date box. She and Jesse go to the Rose Bowl and in an amazing crossover, Matt the football-playing finalist from American Idol comes out and tosses around the pigskin with them! No really, they have a picnic in the middle of the field. *yawn* And then the marching band comes out and forms a heart around them while they play. Ah, nothing says love like a rousing Sousa march. Of course, Jessica and Jesse make out.

The next induhvidual date goes to Mandy Jaye--they go on a yacht. Dear God, they're re-enacting the "I'm flying" scene from Titanic . Kill me. Kill me now. They kiss with the sunset behind them. Then they make out in the hottub.

Trash (oh, why gloss it over) feels attacked! *sob*

The group date consists of Karen, Suzie, and Trash. Whoa, is that her? She looks totally different in this interview. They do some Indian (as in Asian)-themed thing with elephants and stuff. Trash grabs alone time with Jesse to try to talk her way out of what has been reported about her. Ha!

Karen shows Jesse that she should stay in the game by making out with him. Oh come on, he can get that from the cat.

Suzie gets some alone time with Jesse and makes out with him. They lay down on the pillows! Pillows are flying!

I'll finish this tomorrow, I really need to go to bed.
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